These fabulous housewives from around the globe have given us permission to peek inside their diaries.
Some of the funniest accounts of daily activities gone wrong. Maybe you think you’re the only one these kind of things happen to. These ladies are here to prove you wrong.
Funny stories to read on a coffee break to bring a smile to your day!
Choose Your Desperate Housewife Story Below!
Latest Desperate Housewife Story
The joys of accidentally finding a new toy – Sharon gets a rude awakening when her young nephew discovers her vibrator looks like a rocket!!
When a seven year old child finds the perfect hiding place for his undesired food, the whole family is on the hunt for the rotten smell filling the house.
Gertie gets frisky after winning a fiver at the local bingo. Bertie hasn’t got a clue what he’s in for!
Hilarious diary entry from an OAP.
Amelia needs to think of an excuse quickly to convince her husband to give her some cash on a birthday weekend in Prague.
A small white lie grows increasing out of control.
Will she ruin his surprise party by leading him to believe he was getting much more?
A shopping trip with Mother, Grandmother and baby sounds pleasant enough doesn’t it?
Not this shopping trip. An unfortunate tummy bug hits this Desperate Housewife right in the middle of a store with no public bathrooms.
A Portaloo experience like you’ve never heard before. If you find the footage on YouTube please discard!!
Read Loo-zing My Dignity
Sometimes, some things are best left to those who know how.
Meg decides that date night will include 50 Shades of Grey, a stop in at the local sex store and trying her hand at some BDSM. It goes horribly wrong and Meg is left stranded like a beached whale on the sofa.
Safe Word REEEEEEEEED! Hilarious read for a coffee break!
Read Safe Word – RED
Weekends are supposed to be a time for relaxing! Not in this house.
The dog has had a funny tummy problem during the night, minor has found it with his bare toes and somebody call hubs an ambulance.
Surely things like this don’t happen in normal households. Do they?
Wearing your underwear on the wrong side of your clothes! This could only happen to Amelia Jane.
All those lovely smiley people, all those looks from the sexy school daddies and Amelia is feeling every inch the sex siren until she arrives home and realises why they were all staring!!!
The sexy guy across the bar was definitely coming on to her before her alarm snatched her from this all too familiar dream.
Retail therapy is needed after her best jeans end up in the trash. After an unfortunate shopping trip, tea and biscuits will have to suffice to heal one very bruised ego!
Read In The Bar
The Bilderberg Group have moved into Gillian’s housing estate causing more problems than she could ever have predicted. However, being followed into the forest by a 5 strong SWAT team was causing her imagination to go into overdrive.
In the blistering sunshine, with her hair and heels in place, she transforms herself into ice cream lady for the local police force.
Read What The S.W.A.T.
With her youngest child hospitalised for asthma, Gillian finds herself daydreaming about Dr. Drop Dead Gorgeous, much to the horror of her husband.
Getting herself tied up in the hospital equipment and throwing her red wine up the walls brought her more attention than she was looking for.
Read Hospital Horror
Spring is in the air, the weather is getting warmer and Kitty decides to take her love life outside. When the sexy gardener turns up to give her an estimate on the fake grass her mind wanders elsewhere.
Sometimes it’s hard enough just trying to keep food off your boobs, well especially for this Desperate Housewife.
It’s just one thing on top of another for Lisa Lasagna boobs today!
While visiting a friend in Spain, Ange gets herself into all kinds of trouble. The language barrier certainly doesn’t help things.
Her return journey takes a turn for the better when she swaps her seat to find she’s sat next to a very cute Spanish guy!
Working from home can have all kinds of repercussions as Kymberly is about to find out.
Thank goodness it’s just once a week otherwise she could be changing profession!
Read Playing Plumber
What happens when you have a couple of drinks and forget that the tooth fairy should have collected your child’s tooth under their pillow??
Ange finds herself in a strange predicament again!!!!
Read I’m A Fairy